No, mam, it's not a flashlight. It's just my cigarettes, honest!

What a great idea! A flashlight for kids disguised as a pack of cigarettes! It's almost as good as the pencil box disguised a hypo needle, or the school thermos hidden as a whiskey flask. Why the subterfuge about a flashlight, anyway? Are they bad for kids; will it stunt their growth?

Well, it looks like somebody found another use for thier sister's jumpropes. In this quirky little party game, you get to tie people up. We don't have the instructions, so we can't tell what happens after that.

Not to be out-done, the fine folks at Hasbro had thier own family bondage kit.

Well, jump down turn around. It's time for a coon party!

The rest of this childrens primer was just to gruesome to show here.