Merchandise of the Damned
It was gonna be called 'Housewares from Heck'...


We accept Paypal in our Mart O' Doom. Paypal and credit cards through Paypal. To order any items on this page using a different method of payment, send us an e-mail of what you want and we'll let you know how many piggy banks you have to smash.

Hey Kids!Do you like our bat logo?





Would you like it tattooed on your chest but mom won't let ya?
Well here's a solution. Ghoul A Go-Go t-shirts!
Yes indeedy! Classic black ink on a classic grey t-shirt made of classic cotton(90%) and a little space age material called polyester(10%) thrown in to boot. $15.00 for non fan club members. $13.13 for members
We also have hooded sweatshirts with the bat logo, or as we call 'em- The Hangman's hoodie. Black sweatshiert with a white bat or gray sweatshirt with a black bat.$30.00 non members. $27.00 members.
We will have photos of sexy models wearing the gear shortly.

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We also have that cartoon-tastic shirt everybody loves!

Spooky and menacing, these will go quickly! New, wild combination of darring colors- white ink on a black shirt- will make you stand out at any undead gathering. A real steal at $15.00!
Sorry! Sold out!



And that's not all...
How'dja like a Ghoul A Go-Go button just like the one My Favorite Martian was seen wearing...
It's just a buck!

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Or you could go for a whole set...

Normaly these cute little one inch buttons are a dollar. Buy the set of four at a mere $3.00!

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Finally! Ghoul A Go-Go on DVD!
My dad used to call CDs the shiny little records. In honour of him, we are proud to present our shiny little movies! You can tell we're proud by the fact that we listed them above the videos. Volume one has our first three shows. That's like getting a video tape and a half! Oh, that's not all. We've included some extra material just so we could say that we've included extra material! Clear a space on your shelf because there are more volumes coming.
$15.00 plus postage for non-members
$13.13 plus postage for fan club members.

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Video Tapes

Now, for the first time anywhere!
Well, actually it's the second time. we've done this before. We've put two shows on one tape!
Relive those memories over and over and over again!
That's right. The first time we did this, we put shows 1 and 2 on one tape and called it 'volume one'. Then, we put shows 3 and 4 on one tape and called it 'volume two'. Now, we've put shows 5 and 6 on one tape and have called it...Volume Three! Volume One contains visits from Johnny Chan and the New Dynasty Six plus all the goofey clips and dancing that you've come to expect from a show where we tell you there will be this kinda stuff going on. Same with Volume Two, only it has songs by The Insomniacs as well. With Volume Three, you get the Insomniacs pluss the very toothsome Hasil Adkins! Volume four features the Dead Elvi, Hasil Adkins, The Neanderthals and The World Famous Pontani Sisters! Volume five has the Dead Elvi, two songs by Sit N' Spin, The Neanderthals and The World Famous Pontani Sisters!
Just Added! Volume six!

Yes sir-ee bobtail! Volume six- so new it still has that new tape smell- has been added to our fine family of tapes.
The tapes are a steal at $10.00 each. If you try and steal them, though, Creighton will break both your arms and make you eat a bowl of maggots with your feet.




...You have a feeling there is someting we're not telling you...
Well, there is. It's a secret. It can be our little secret. All you have to do is join...


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We are not speedy enough to have your order by Christmas. It's just Creighton packing; no elves.

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We accept Paypal in our Mart O' Doom. Paypal- and credit or debit cards through Paypal. To order any items on this page using a different method of payment, send us an e-mail of what you want and we'll let you know how many piggy banks you have to smash.

!!!!People who live in foreign countries!!!!
Please e-mail us for the postage amount!
Gray Bat T-Shirt
$15.00
Sorry- Sold Out!
Size
Black Cartoon Trio
T-Shirt
$15.00
Sizes limited. Email first to see what we have.
Size
Button Set
$3.00
DVDr
$15.00
The 1st three shows!
The Hangman's
Hoody
$30.00
Sorry- The Gray is Sold Out!
So is the Bat logo.
Cartoon Trio only is available
Size
Colour
Baby Doll Shirts
$20.00
Limited sizes. Email to see what we have left.
Size
Music Series CDs
$10.00
For Fan Club Members Only
Paper Dolls
$12.00
For Fan Club Members Only.
Sorry- Sold Out!
Fan Club Membership
$8.00(postage included!)
Don't forget to add the postage!!!

You can buy the items,
but if you don't pay for postage
they'll just sit on our stoop
waiting for you to pick them up.
Use the handy yet excruciating postal plan below.
If you buy: Your postage will be:
One T-Shirt, or 1-2 DVDs, or 1-2 CDs, or The Paper Dolls$4.00
1 Hoody, or any combination of two items from the $4.00 section(1 shirt and 1-2 DVDs, 1 shirt and 1-2 CDs...)$6.00
1-2 Hoodies, or 1 Hoody and 1 other item$8.00